My latest ex (‘The Keeper’, who dumped me) allegedly has a management position at the
Anyway, I don’t know what is going on here! Is this a sign that my ex is thinking about me? A sign that my ex is going to bankrupt the
RAC AA by pouring all of its company resources into tracking my every move? Is he instrumental in coordinating a very
grand old hammer-and-tongs ‘DON’T FORGET ME; I’M STILL HERE’
campaign directed solely at me and has the entire company’s employees doing his
dirty work? Or is it just pure
My head is going to explode if I see any further reference to the
RAC AA…it’s crept in slowly
over the last four to six weeks. It
started with the odd RAC AA vehicle sighting here and there, but now it’s escalated…FAST. And this is no word of a lie; my RAC AA week has
looked like this:
Suddenly, broken down cars are trending, but only ones where the drivers have
RAC AA coverage? …and I want to know, where did
the AA Green Flag go?
RAC AA route
planner?…what happened to Google Maps?
RAC AA insurance
cover?…what happened to Churchill; oh Yesssssss?
RAC AA stands in supermarkets?…what happened to the Sallie Army?
RAC AA driving instructors?... what happened to
RAC AA letters at work?… why am I being handed totally-irrelevant- RAC AA-shit?
RAC AA employee-neighbours?…has the RAC AA suddenly achieved worldwide domination and become
the ONLY company recruiting new staff?
Those are the questions I want answered!!! Preferably by the
I mean???? That’s in the past week! I’ve never seen more
RAC AA paraphernalia and RAC AA aid being administered this past week than in my entire life. It just won’t stop. It’s like an RAC AA epidemic and it’s spreading
and it’s unstoppable, like wild fire.
Before meeting my ex I actually thought the RAC AA could be defunct,
because I hadn’t seen or heard anything about them in the last 15 years of my
Am I thinking about this too deeply? Over analysing the shit out of it? What’s actually going on here?
And I’ve just realised that
RAC 'AA' spells 'AA' ‘car’ backwards – that’s clever of them – great marketing
from the get go…and am I the dumbest person in the world because I had never
realised THAT obvious fact before just now?
Let me never apply to be a Countdown contestant; it’s taken me all of my
adult years to realise a three two letter anagram!
It’s a good job I’m not easily triggered! It’s a good job that letters written in this order 'A. A' ‘
R. A. C.’ do not trigger my
emotions enough to make me want to contact my ex! Can you imagine? His phone would be blowing up back there at
RAC HQ or whichever the hell branch he works at. I feel as though the world is conspiring
against me right now. Really testing my
patience, strength and resolve not to contact him. I need to take my own advice and read THIS...
…OK…all better now!
Before I go to sleep (to dream about the bloody
RAC AA which has actually started
happening)…I have a question for you all….
'Do you think this
is a sign that my ex is thinking about me?’
OH MY GOD…KIDDING…DO NOT ANSWER THAT!
The real question is: ‘Do you think I should take out
RAC AA car insurance cover (given it’s the cheapest), or the second option, which
is slightly more expensive but offers free complimentary breakdown cover
from…the RA fuckin’ C? AA'?!!!
You can let me know, if you so feel inclined, in the comments below…and has this kind of total-coincidental-type-of-shit ever happened to you?
FOOTNOTE - this post initially made reference to my ex being an employee of the RAC...I felt that this post promoted the RAC because of all the products I kindly referred to...I asked them to reciprocate the advertising favour...but they didn't respond...these 'responders' apparently do not respond...so, I'm AA all the way now...my efforts to engage the RAC are photographed below...and AA...don't let me down!